Lead Psychic Investigator

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

evaded:

overwhelminq:

adultrebel:

Awesome drinking games you never heard of! Let’s all just have a drink to this! :)

Who thought chess could be so interesting ;)

These drinking games are practically a life saver! Can we just play volley beer pong! yessss

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

fleurbot:

um why go to Dash Con when u could go to

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW